This is Bob

This is Bob. He lives across the street from my shop and he's a serious ape. He is retired and has absolutely nothing to do so he winds up over at my shop or the sign shop next to me looking for free shit or something to do to cure his boredom. He drinks one Bud Light every afternoon. One day after he drank his Bud Light I caught him using a mirror to reflect the sun into people's eyes. He's a serious Kook. He also likes to watch the high school girls play field hockey in the school's athletic field. He tells me that some of them have real nice legs, like a fine horse. Today he showed up at my door, shot the shit with me for a minute then gave me his sunglasses, don't worry he's got a box full of them at home.