Monday, December 14, 2009

EXPERIMENT: Stolen Bike on the affluent North Shore of L.I. N.Y.

Well, the stolen bike experiment was going pretty well for about a week, no one stole the bike, and if it lasted a week it probably would have lasted at least a couple months or so. It's safe to say Glen Head NY is fairytale-land. In the end circumstances led me to end the experiment early, a new tenant moved into the shop next to mine and asked me if my bike was locked up, my response was "No, I'm waiting to see how long it takes for someone to steal it"
I got a look from them like I had 5 heads, 4 of which had down syndrome. So they asked me about 5 more times if I was serious. Yes I told them. They were nice and told me of a sob story about a poor employee that needed a bike for transportation, so long story short I said take the bike for Paco.

But a funny thing about this post was that, I hadn't posted anything to my blog in a long long time and since I started this post I got about 20+ anonymous posts telling me how old, gay, and how much of a pussy I am, from everyone claiming to be Myself to Rob-O, Adam22, Oscar, Kaminski, & The Animal & so on. So I guess that someone still reads this blog. And they hate me enough to check it and anonymously fail to be other people.
So Thanks for making me feal special. I'm glad that I'm still making a difference in people's lives.

Day Two: A very interesting day, no one has stolen the bike yet but someone flipped it upside down.
Day One:
Well the bike has been outside my shop for a full day now and no one's stole it yet, I even turned it around so a potential thief can make a quicker get away.
Day Zero:
So my elusive brother suddenly showed back up in my life the other day, after God only knows how long, but with a gift. A shitty foldable Mt. Bike. Obviously he knows I'm into bikes so maybe he thought it was better to try to pawn this gem of a bici-shitty off onto me rather than just put it the curb. So I thought why not do an experiment, place it outside my shop and see how long it takes for someone to steal it. So the experiment begins.

PS. If you're anyone of the many Bmx kids living in the North Shore/Glen Head area of LI that might be reading this blog, please show some respect and don't fuck with my experiment by stealing the bike or ghost-riding it down School street. -Thanks

11 comments:

oscar said...

super scientific! what are you going to do once it gets stolen?

rideevolution said...

good point oscar haha

RAZORBOY said...

LOVIN' THIS

Superfly said...

Nothing, once it gets stolen I'll just forget about it.

briz barnhart said...

genious

Maximilian! said...

I was gonna take it and leave a note on my way back to Commack from CT on friday, but then I read the last part. damn.

oscar said...

how the test been so far, any changes?

Vinny G said...

you ma nigga superfly, dont let those hatin ass niggas hate on yous

Anonymous said...

I am doing research for my college paper, thanks for your useful points, now I am acting on a sudden impulse.

- Laura

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