Steaming Pile of Vampire Shit

I'm a child of the 80's. I lived my most influential years of adolescence from age 5 thru age 15 during the 80's all that 80's culture is ingrained in my soul, the movie Rad, Ghostbusters, Star Wars, the space shuttle, Neon shoelaces all of that shit made me the weirdo that I am today. One of the most amazing movies of the 80's was The Lost Boys in 1987...This is the original trailer

21 years later I accidentally stumbled across this on the Internet. The sorry excuse for a sequel to the 1987 cult classic,  which went straight to DVD in a burning brown bag full of doggy doo. 

The only redeeming qualities of this is that Corey Feldman as Edgar Frog, in his real life as Corey Feldman has only aged 2 years over the last 21 years, Maybe he's a Vampire? That and there's a cover of the song "Cry Little Sister" from the original that appears in this trailer...

The original Cry Little Sister Video...