Tuesday, September 16, 2008

SuperBmx Enters the Parts Market Just In time for Interbike!!!!






After probably way too many Blue Moons, and literally about 20 color changes on the press for a Bulldog Bikes Tee- shirt order for Interbike... I've been involved in breathing in an incredible amount of  fumes from an aerosol can containing highly volatile amounts of um fumes, after that and many long hours of consideration we at SuperBmx... Superfly, John, and Supes, all decided that SuperBmx is finally ready to make the big leap from High Quality T-shirt designs that come out maybe every year or so, to the market of high quality Bmx products. We feel there is a really big void in the Bmx parts market at this point in time and we are here to fill that void for you, our loyal fans. We are here to give the consumer what they need... we decided to start with the most core part of the Bmx Bike, "The Heart" part Per say of the double triangle bmx design..., Cher's Sonny, Brad's Angelina, TheComeUp's Anonymous' Comment... the BMX Bike's Seatpost Clamp.

Using a new metallurgy breakthrough technology similar to that found in Noise Cancelling headphones this seat clamp is made from a scientific-grade Anti-Matter that actually makes your bike lighter by cancelling out the mass of the protons in your innertubes. The SuperBmx seatpost clamp weighs in at an astonishing -15 ounces, just under the negative One-El-Bee(POUNDS BABY) mark. This actually brakes, yes brakes as in brakes, all the laws of known modern physics. Thats because Laws don't apply to us, either legally or physically, that is why we are able to offer you this one time deal...at this low introductory rate, of only 3 payments of only $9.99, Thats only a total of $29.97 You can own the most dialed seatpost clamp ever that even breaks all of the laws of science and holy Fuck!!!!, It even doubles as a brake cable cutter!!!!, Triples as an axle nut tightener, Quadruples as an axle nut loosen-er-er-er!!!! And Quintupiljaculates as a braking device if you stomp it onto the back wheel... 
Laws don't appy to us. Fuck I'm Drunk I'm going to bed.....

4 comments:

theonlypersonwho readsthishit, paulS. said...

haha best post yet without actaully posting about anything. john, supes, and superfly wen to work on that peice of shit.

Anonymous said...

i read this shit too

Anonymous said...

i read this shit too

Anonymous said...

How bout printing on more little kid tummies???